( The above painting/set design is by my oldest and dearest friend Gerard Gauci…
Resident set /costume designer for Toronto’s “Opera Atelier” – a period performance opera company that is respected around the world for its lavish productions of operas from Monteverdi to Mozart – Gerard uses his extensive knowledge of early stage techniques and modern stage craft. Gauci is known in Toronto as an illustrator, painter and theatre designer. I have been “borrowing” his work since high school- though I now give him full credit- ahhh… those heady days when I used on of his cherubs as an invitation to a teenage disco that I did not attend)
For more info about my buddy….. www.artnet.com/artists/gerard-gauci/dealers-selling-art
So now… new things for me include returning to the stage in whatever form she’ll have me.
It started in Decemeber 2010 when I booked two nights of performance in Toronto to test old and new material in a setting that I had been once very famailar with.
Tom St Louis opened for me at the Liberty St Bistro and later in the early days of 2011 we played again at the Transac Club on Brunswich and Bloor St.
gmsiamovie.wordpress.com( Tom’s a shy, a very shy guy.. you can hardly get him to say anything about himself as this blog clearly shows)
The first show was called “Why I left Canada or how Karma can bite yer bum” ( something like that…) I wanted to tell truthful tales and telling the truth hurts.. hurts the teller and sometimes in those moments of clarity , when the wine has wore off and the light is just a bit too bright, truth can also have an effect on the listener. (” That happened to me too but I’d never say it out loud“)
I included shows and performance songs and stories from the 80′s and 90′s when Toronto was MY TOWN and I knew who was who and they knew me. Most familiar was my show ” Lester’s Girlfriend” and my big ukulele hit was “Guys” and “3AM” ( “Its 3AM I’m drunk and broke, these assholes here don’t really care”… its a Toronto thing, written about the all nite Mexican restaurant Sneaky Dee’s where I ran an open Mic every Monday night for three years on a quarter tab of acid…. hummm… it was clean, it was very very clean…, guess you had to be there) And the show was about friends and enemies, doing good and making mistakes . Nothing new but it was my story. And what happened to me forced my hand out of the city to a small rural town 500 miles south west where I continued making friends and enemies and finally I grew balls big enough to get out of North America and go to my birth country. I returned to Ireland, not knowing there was a Celtic Tiger, just glad to get a decent cup of coffee.
Show number two- ” Ireland- Ten Years in Forty Minutes.” Yeah it was just like that.
So now I told stories about places and people, customs and accents that my Canadian friends wouldn’t know ( and couldn’t challenge me on.) Except for my sister…. ah Bridie……I was coming to the end of the show and told my small but attentive audience that it was the last story when from the back of the club I heard a voice , “Eileen could I tell a story?” ( I should have no feck off with ye, this is my stage.. but I didn’t)
It was my oldest sister Bridget… (thats her above) so up she gets and proceeds to tell a tale of how great Drumshanbo has been to me.. ( Now in fairness the town has been good to me… they accepted my ways and haven’t booted me out…yet… but .. .) so up she gets and tells everybody in the room what a jerk I am and how the town bailed me out. Great.. thank you… beauty. Swell.
So then what happened…. then I got back on stage on told the story of when I was living in a house that could accommodate her and her family and they didn’t have to pay for a B&B and I was doing a line with the town undertaker and he of ( being the last man to let you down) swept her off feet and as he and the brother-in-law left the house to go collect his hearse in the next village ( wouldn’t do for the undertaker to be drinking and driving) she turns to me and says, ” Eileen , don’t fuck this up.”
No pressure there.
And we tried to leave it, to end the show, finish the night, I need a drink bygod-badly…. what was cool and different about the work this time was that there was healthy dose of stand- up in it.. and not the well seasoned kind, but the sort where your really thinking on yer feet, remembering details and doing yr living best to circle back around from the tangent you started. ( So i was very thirsty)
“But crowd called out for more…”
Then I had to tell the story of how the undertaker was doing the dirt on me and going out with a short, perky, blondie one-o I referred to as The Scotch Broth… ( do I hear karma calling? ) and what happened one particular night when much drink was taken by yours truly and doesn’t he and she walk into the pub, looking very cozy…. anyway I told that truth too. The story ends with one of my favorite lines.. “Mickey Moran, get off my rented land”
(The Transac Club stage, Toronto 2011)
Zoh, what are we doing now? Well I must tell you about the trip at the end of January 2011 to Barcelona where I performed for a Spanish NGO that was having a benefit for an Indian orphanage and I played the magnificent Luz de Gaz http://www.luzdegas.com/
But thats another entry… however I will say that I’m hoping to be performing April 16th at the Glens Centre Manor Hamilton with the Pig Executives thepigexecutives.wordpress.com/ as we take to the stage with a reading of our mighty mentor Dermot Healy and extracts from his new Faber & Faber book “Long Time No See”.
Then in May I hoping I’ll have a spot at the Trash Culture Revue in Cork City to do my own work and finger crossed the Pigs will be in Cork as well. Check these guys.. lalala
http://www.mutantspace.ie/the-trash-culture-revue/
And of course I have to finish these Toronto stories.. like hanging with old mates at Lola’s in Kensington Ave and the tasty Beer and Beef party !!! Must be done…..
You know lads.. posting sure takes time eh… ah no in fairness its probably my ancient computer
( I’ve had this since ’04, its so gauche ) and the really speedy Drumshanbo connection.
Still. Thats me for the day.
I’ll be back … Thanks kindly for clicking in. Sorry about any spelling errors of the like… I tried correcting and managed to clean it up a little… but its a pain in the hole isn’t it. Nevertheless…cheers my dears !
always , eileen





















